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  • sierrathreeone - Ho Shigure @sierrathreeone 47 minutes ago
  • Some people say that all the #Heroclip is good for is for hanging your pack(s) in a toilet, off a table, in the train or bus, or generally consolidating your plastic bags. What if I told you it could make your #pack be #morethanthat?

Consider using your Heroclip to turn your pack into a hanging #pillow. Sometimes - more of always - you can't get a seat during #rushhour. What you can do is hang your pack off the middle bar, and use it as a pillow while you stand and #sleep. 
But wait! There's more! It now becomes a #privacy barrier between you and that person seated in front! #Amazing, right? 
And if you're unhappy with that inconsiderate person standing in your personal space, all you have to do is grab your bag and swing it at them. Now it's a #batteringram. What could hurt your newfound nemesis more than a #Goruck #GR1with 10Kg worth of gear inside hurtling at them with the probable force of #Imran's fist? Amirite? 
The possibilities are limited to your #imagination. For the #parent with an #infant child, you can just wrap them up and clip them there, gently rocking them to sleep. And use them as a diaper-filled battering biological weapon when people come too close. It's a sign to stay TF away from your kid. 
#EDC #NewPossibilities #PenalCode #Assault

#Disclaimer: it's satire. Try at your own risk. Some people say that all the #heroclip is good for is for hanging your pack(s) in a toilet, off a table, in the train or bus, or generally consolidating your plastic bags. What if I told you it could make your #pack be #morethanthat? Consider using your Heroclip to turn your pack into a hanging #pillow. Sometimes - more of always - you can't get a seat during #rushhour. What you can do is hang your pack off the middle bar, and use it as a pillow while you stand and #sleep. But wait! There's more! It now becomes a #privacy barrier between you and that person seated in front! #amazing, right? And if you're unhappy with that inconsiderate person standing in your personal space, all you have to do is grab your bag and swing it at them. Now it's a #batteringram. What could hurt your newfound nemesis more than a #goruck #gr1with 10Kg worth of gear inside hurtling at them with the probable force of #imran's fist? Amirite? The possibilities are limited to your #imagination. For the #parent with an #infant child, you can just wrap them up and clip them there, gently rocking them to sleep. And use them as a diaper-filled battering biological weapon when people come too close. It's a sign to stay TF away from your kid. #edc #newpossibilities #penalcode #assault #disclaimer: it's satire. Try at your own risk.
  • Some people say that all the #heroclip is good for is for hanging your pack(s) in a toilet, off a table, in the train or bus, or generally consolidating your plastic bags. What if I told you it could make your #pack be #morethanthat? Consider using your Heroclip to turn your pack into a hanging #pillow. Sometimes - more of always - you can't get a seat during #rushhour. What you can do is hang your pack off the middle bar, and use it as a pillow while you stand and #sleep. But wait! There's more! It now becomes a #privacy barrier between you and that person seated in front! #amazing, right? And if you're unhappy with that inconsiderate person standing in your personal space, all you have to do is grab your bag and swing it at them. Now it's a #batteringram. What could hurt your newfound nemesis more than a #goruck #gr1with 10Kg worth of gear inside hurtling at them with the probable force of #imran's fist? Amirite? The possibilities are limited to your #imagination. For the #parent with an #infant child, you can just wrap them up and clip them there, gently rocking them to sleep. And use them as a diaper-filled battering biological weapon when people come too close. It's a sign to stay TF away from your kid. #edc #newpossibilities #penalcode #assault #disclaimer: it's satire. Try at your own risk.
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